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Vexed is back on the beat!
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Monday 14 January 2008

Breakdancing!


Now all these Girls Aloud girlies have to do is learn to play their allotted instruments! That or join the crew of the TARDIS!! After all, every other bugger is on board for the New Season so why not a few more!!! They’re young, they’re female, they’re pop stars… My God, imagine the laundry room. I’m sure Russell is contemplating it even as I type.

All five girls have had a bit of acting experience (putting them on a par with Kylie), most recently in the new “St. Trinian’s” remake in which they appear in, yes, you’ve guessed it, school uniform. I guess that makes them marginally more interesting to peer at than Billie in her dungarees! Perhaps they could play a group of space vixens out to supplant the regular TARDIS groupies and add a bit more Spice to the proceedings… Oh, hang on, that’s the wrong lot! The Spice Girls would probably be a bit too much even for our Davy-boy!

So, how long will it be before these lewd girls are starring in “Doctor Who”? Will (from left to right) drummer Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy), jumping Kimberley Walsh on guitar, smashing Sarah Harding on tit-flashing duty, bummer Nadine Coyle on vocals and squatting bassist Nicola Roberts administer “No Ood Advice” to the Doctor or merely terrorise the time traveller’s Executive Producer with their inadequate grammar?!!

6 comments:

Old Cheeser said...

I can see Girls Aloud doing a cameo like that other boy band in "The Sound of Drums", can't remember their name now... But a lasting appearance would NOT be a great move...

In terms of their music I AM a fan of GA. They've produced some great pop, okay not deep and meaningful stuff but they are still masters of their genre. "Tangled Up" was great! Although, as you have already mentioned, they don't actually play any instruments...

TimeWarden said...

Think "Back to the Future" and you should remember that boy band's name! Another clue? Christian name of Marty!!

I don't dislike Girls Aloud entirely and they're certainly a bunch of good-looking girls. I would've preferred them to develop along the lines begun with "Sound of the Underground", though, which suggested they were going to break the stereotypical girl band mould.

Steve said...

My biggest fear is RTD recruiting the Spice Girls into the Tardis. Can you imagine. Ginger Spice and, well, ginger spite in the shape of Donna... terrible!

TimeWarden said...

I know what you mean, Steve. Geri does have a bit of a mouth on her and could talk the hind legs off a donkey! But, Melanie C would be even worse... Every time she speaks, never mind "sings", it sounds like fingernails across a blackboard!!

Andrew Glazebrook said...

For me Doctor Who can never have enough 'lewd girls' !!! :)

TimeWarden said...

If only Russell were keener on the many charms of the opposite sex!!!