Visit the official Doctor Who website

Visit the official Doctor Who website
Look to the future

Asylum seekers...

Asylum seekers...
Refuge of the Daleks

Doctor Who picture resource

Doctor Who picture resource
Roam the space lanes!

Explore the Doctor Who classic series website

Explore the Doctor Who classic series website
Step back in time

Infiltrate The Hub of Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood

Infiltrate The Hub of Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood
Armed and extremely dangerous

Investigate The Sarah Jane Adventures

Investigate The Sarah Jane Adventures
Fearless in the face of adversity

Call on Dani’s House

Call on Dani’s House
Harmer’s a charmer

Intercept the UFO fabsite

Intercept the UFO fabsite
Defending the Earth against alien invaders!

Uncover the secrets of the Dollhouse

Uncover the secrets of the Dollhouse
Programmable agent Echo exposed!

Hell’s belles

Hell’s belles
Naughty but nice

Love Exposure

Love Exposure
Flash photography!

Primeval portal

Primeval portal
Dressed to kill or damsels in distress?

Charmed, to be sure!

Charmed, to be sure!
The witches of San Francisco

Take on t.A.T.u.

Take on t.A.T.u.
All the way from Moscow

Proceed to the Luther website

Proceed to the Luther website
John and Jenny discuss their next move

DCI Banks is on the case

DCI Banks is on the case
You can bet on it!

On The Grid with Spooks

On The Grid with Spooks
Secret agents of Section D

Bridge to Hustle

Bridge to Hustle
Shady characters

Life on Ashes To Ashes

Life on Ashes To Ashes
Coppers with a chequered past

Claire’s no Exile

Claire’s no Exile
Goose steps

Vexed is back on the beat!

Vexed is back on the beat!
Mismatched DI Armstrong and bright fast-tracker Georgina Dixon

Medium, both super and natural

Medium, both super and natural
Open the door to your dreams

Who’s that girl? (350-picture Slideshow)

Tuesday 13 March 2007

Your Super, Sizzling, Soaraway Sun has Such Sights to Show You!


Yes, indeed! Following on from last year’s “free” “Doctor Who” DVD giveaway, The Sun “newspaper”, for want of a more choice word, are now giving away what they term seven horror classics. Some are, some aren’t, in my opinion. I’m not that keen on recommending Rupert Murdoch product but it’s worth purchasing a copy of said tabloid this coming Saturday, and also News of the World on Sunday, in order to obtain a DVD of Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser”, and its first sequel “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”, assuming you don’t already own either of them.

If you weren’t previously aware of the offer then I’m afraid you’ve missed out on John Carpenter’s “Halloween”, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Pleasance, which was “given away” yesterday. It’s generally regarded as a classic horror movie but, personally speaking, I think it’s a little overrated but shows what you can achieve, even in America, on a small budget. Psycho Michael Myers is locked away at the age of six for killing his sister with a big knife on Halloween. Fifteen years later, armed with another big knife on Halloween, he sets out for revenge. It does boast a very memorable music score, composed by the director himself, which helps drive the film along, considerably, giving it that all-important claustrophobic feel.

Today, it’s the turn of “Spiderman” director Sam Raimi’s cult classic “The Evil Dead” in which five holidaying students unwittingly wake forest demons, as you do! Tomorrow, you can pick up a copy of Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” which stars “Beauty and the Beast” and “The Terminator” actress Linda Hamilton. On Thursday, it’s exploding head time with Canadian director David Cronenberg’s low-budget “Scanners”. On Friday, you can find “Flowers in the Attic”, of all places, but it’s the weekend which truly delivers a gore fest of unimaginable horrors, and a British one at that!

“Hellraiser” stars Clare Higgins, best known to me at the time from A J Cronin’s “The Citadel”, as an unfaithful wife with “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” actor Andrew Robinson, also of “Dirty Harry” fame, playing her husband. A Chinese puzzle box is purchased by her former lover, solved, and opens the gates of Hell unleashing all manner of sado-masochistic monsters ready and willing to inflict pain on mankind for all eternity! It introduces Doug Bradley as (Lead Cenobite) Pinhead to an unsuspecting audience although he’s not referred to by that name until the sequel, “Hellbound: Hellraiser II”.

Joining the cast in the second film are Kenneth Cranham, recently heard but not seen in “Blood of the Daleks”, and beautiful actress Imogen Boorman as Tiffany. I’d love to know what became of her. She also appeared in the feature version of Dennis Potter’s “Alice”, “Dreamchild”, as well as having recurring roles in both “Coronation Street” and “Casualty”. Not for the squeamish, “Hellbound” features one of the grisliest sequences I’ve ever seen committed to celluloid. Not usually affected by such things, I have to admit the scene in question did make me feel somewhat queasy! “What is your pleasure?”

5 comments:

Steve said...

Children of the Corn - isn't that the one featuring the character Malaki? If so I remember watching it in my teens and being very impressed with it. Hellraiser I and II were classics... I recall being disappointed with the sequels that followed after that.

But can I bring myself to buy a copy of The Sun? Hmm. Tough call...

KAZ said...

Is Imogen one of the 'Boorman' clan?
I certainly don't remember her from Corrie.
Thanks for this info - I shall apply my false moustache and go out and buy the Sun tomorrow.

TimeWarden said...

Steve, “Children of the Corn” is indeed the film of which you’re thinking and, if you want a copy on DVD, today’s the day it’s available for just 35p!

Kaz, I don’t believe Imogen is related, in any way, to director John and actor-son Charley Boorman. She played Vanessa Morgan in “Corrie”, in 1992, but retired from the acting profession following a drink problem, so I discovered after writing this post! Her DVD is available on Sunday.

Old Cheeser said...

I loved Hellraiser, although the sequel wasn't quite as good. Still may have to purchase a copy of the News of the World on Sunday (a first for me then!!) Thanks for the tip-top tip-off, Tim!!

TimeWarden said...

If it’s “Hellraiser” you’re after, Simon, then it’s Saturday’s Sun you’ll need to buy. News of the World, on Sunday, for the sequel. I’ll be buying both, despite having them on video.

I admire both films. I remember Barry Norman on “Film 87” calling the first one a grubby little film! I think the end of the original movie is weak, no more frightening than, say, the end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark”!!

The second is more interested in pushing the limit of gross-out even further! While studying back in the 80s, I worked in a CD store and one record company’s rep lent me a poor quality VHS copy of the US version of “Hellbound”. The UK version replaces some pretty extreme stuff with flashbacks to the first movie.