Now all these Girls Aloud girlies have to do is learn to play their allotted instruments! That or join the crew of the TARDIS!! After all, every other bugger is on board for the New Season so why not a few more!!! They’re young, they’re female, they’re pop stars… My God, imagine the laundry room. I’m sure Russell is contemplating it even as I type.
All five girls have had a bit of acting experience (putting them on a par with Kylie), most recently in the new “St. Trinian’s” remake in which they appear in, yes, you’ve guessed it, school uniform. I guess that makes them marginally more interesting to peer at than Billie in her dungarees! Perhaps they could play a group of space vixens out to supplant the regular TARDIS groupies and add a bit more Spice to the proceedings… Oh, hang on, that’s the wrong lot! The Spice Girls would probably be a bit too much even for our Davy-boy!
So, how long will it be before these lewd girls are starring in “Doctor Who”? Will (from left to right) drummer Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy), jumping Kimberley Walsh on guitar, smashing Sarah Harding on tit-flashing duty, bummer Nadine Coyle on vocals and squatting bassist Nicola Roberts administer “No Ood Advice” to the Doctor or merely terrorise the time traveller’s Executive Producer with their inadequate grammar?!!
All five girls have had a bit of acting experience (putting them on a par with Kylie), most recently in the new “St. Trinian’s” remake in which they appear in, yes, you’ve guessed it, school uniform. I guess that makes them marginally more interesting to peer at than Billie in her dungarees! Perhaps they could play a group of space vixens out to supplant the regular TARDIS groupies and add a bit more Spice to the proceedings… Oh, hang on, that’s the wrong lot! The Spice Girls would probably be a bit too much even for our Davy-boy!
So, how long will it be before these lewd girls are starring in “Doctor Who”? Will (from left to right) drummer Cheryl Cole (née Tweedy), jumping Kimberley Walsh on guitar, smashing Sarah Harding on tit-flashing duty, bummer Nadine Coyle on vocals and squatting bassist Nicola Roberts administer “No Ood Advice” to the Doctor or merely terrorise the time traveller’s Executive Producer with their inadequate grammar?!!
