Next Wednesday, on ITV2, the younger Minogue sibling gets her own three-part fly-on-the-wall television series, “Dannii Minogue: Style Queen”.
Why?
What particular talents does Miss Minogue junior bring to enhance our viewing pleasure? Alright, we can all think of a couple… and she hasn’t been slow to exploit them. Let’s not beat about her bush here, we’re talking breasts. Or, as The Stranglers once so eloquently put it, “What was the size of her tits?”!
Well, I’m not sure how big Dannii’s boobies are and, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really care. They’re decently sized, big enough to previously model her own range of underwear and now she’s back to promote her new fashion range… and new range of perfume… and latest pop record. Yikes, she’s working incredibly hard, it must be exhausting! What with all that, having a baby, and “The X Factor”!!
I’d like to know if Dannii, or any so-called celeb, pays for the air space or is she paid for her time? I sometimes pondered that same question when “artists” appeared on “Top of the Pops” promoting their latest single, including the delightful-looking auburn-haired Minogue. Surely these slots were essentially three-minute commercials.
So, there they were, bouncing up and down, though I don’t remember the names of any of Dannii’s songs! She even admits her music has come in for some criticism, in the past, but doesn’t say whether or not she thinks it is justified. Everyone is always too busy, getting jiggy wit it, to pay any scant attention to something as unimportant as musicality!!
And, getting urgently back to the subject of scanties, I bet Dannii’s designer bra and knickers cost a bob or two even before they reach E-Bay!
Why?
What particular talents does Miss Minogue junior bring to enhance our viewing pleasure? Alright, we can all think of a couple… and she hasn’t been slow to exploit them. Let’s not beat about her bush here, we’re talking breasts. Or, as The Stranglers once so eloquently put it, “What was the size of her tits?”!
Well, I’m not sure how big Dannii’s boobies are and, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really care. They’re decently sized, big enough to previously model her own range of underwear and now she’s back to promote her new fashion range… and new range of perfume… and latest pop record. Yikes, she’s working incredibly hard, it must be exhausting! What with all that, having a baby, and “The X Factor”!!
I’d like to know if Dannii, or any so-called celeb, pays for the air space or is she paid for her time? I sometimes pondered that same question when “artists” appeared on “Top of the Pops” promoting their latest single, including the delightful-looking auburn-haired Minogue. Surely these slots were essentially three-minute commercials.
So, there they were, bouncing up and down, though I don’t remember the names of any of Dannii’s songs! She even admits her music has come in for some criticism, in the past, but doesn’t say whether or not she thinks it is justified. Everyone is always too busy, getting jiggy wit it, to pay any scant attention to something as unimportant as musicality!!
And, getting urgently back to the subject of scanties, I bet Dannii’s designer bra and knickers cost a bob or two even before they reach E-Bay!
4 comments:
I find I much prefer looking at Dannii when she appears as a stills image. Kind of like the one you have featured. That is fine. That is goofd even. God, I love The Stranglers. But as soon as she's on TV, moving and, urgh, talking, any illusion of attractiveness goes completely out of the window.
Couldn't agree more on both counts!
There are many good-looking female celebs (a lot of whom have probably featured on here at some point) whose "work" I have no interest in whatsoever.
The Stranglers are my favourite band of the late '70s. What's your favourite track of theirs, Steve? Mine's "Toiler on the Sea" from the "Black and White" album.
I have to confess I love Just Like Nothing On Earth for it's crazy lyrics and the bizarre way Hugh Cornwell manages to cram them into the song. European Female is brilliant too but my big favourite is 5 Minutes - I just love that "wall of sound" that clouts you about the ears.
I can remember when I first heard "5 Minutes"... I'd been waiting for it to come on the radio and when it did I thought what the hell is that! Still have the vinyl with the red on black label!!
I love "No More Heroes", as I've mentioned before. There are only a few perfect singles, by anybody, and that's one of them. "Straighten Out" is another favourite partly for Jean Jacques' walking - more like running - bassline at the end!
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